Viva La Venezuela

According to the new darling of the lef,t freshman Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortes, the earth only has 12 years to go.

It’s best not to ask Cortez too many questions about the things she knows; you’re likely to hit a shallow reef.

A product of Boston University, she is an expert in reciting every platitude the left has to offer.

According to Cortez, climate change is like fighting WWII.

Is invading House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s congressional office to protest climate change really the same as landing on the beaches of Normandy?

Cortez is a perfect example of the under-educated fluff who graduates from liberal indoctrination centers like Boston U.

She thinks she knows everything but is incapable of giving a coherent answer to anything.

Thus: Ms Cortez is an ideal representative for the socialist left she represents - Viva La Venezuela.

— Gregory Bontrager, Hutchinson